pro-gay:

Me at work: wow I can’t wait to go home and take a shower and make some food and wash my clothes and learn advanced biology and apply for NASA and make a breakthrough in modern physics
Me: *Gets home and falls asleep on the door handle*

ratsofftoya:

roseskinnycoffee:

ratsofftoya:

British food look like this

Excuse me.

Originally posted by zasto-bas-meni

Okay.. alright..

British food does not look like that.

That is British food:

This is British food:

Sunday dinner looks amazing right?

This is also British food:

So what cheek do you have at commenting that British food is basically shit. And yes I’m British and we don’t all drink tea and speak posh oh no. That’s due to the area you live in.

Oxfordshire=posh

London= cockney

Midlands= northern

Welsh= north

And Scotland northern

And the food depends on what area you get your food from different areas have different ideas on food such as Scotland haggis and deep fried Mars bars.

So just don’t Diss British food, you’ve probably never tried it.

Originally posted by sensualeroticblog

*goes to a restaurant in Liverpool*

me: Yes ma'am I’d like to order the Jellied Ox Taint

waitress: Oi cummin roight op govna

fullmetalfisting:

toboldlylesbian:

stevenrogered:

it’s almost that time of the year again, so you know what that means

You know, that’s fair

wethinkwedream:

something spiritual about grocery shopping with headphones in

hate2breakittoya:

girls dont mature faster than boys, girls are punished from an early age for the same behaviour that boys are allowed to indulge in well into adulthood

champagneauston:

the rampage continues

depplosion:

peteseeger:

Claudia gives the one on the left to Louis and the one on the right to Lestat

• me standing inside a bank screaming: MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE MOTHERLODE

ungodlythighs:

me: has a breakdown

me: gets super embarrassed about it the second I calm down

jvedi:

fashionably late? more like anxiously early

madmadamemimble: